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The golden rules of threesome: a quick guide

So… you watched Trivial and were immersed by that vibrant threesome action, and now you want to try one yourself? Feel yourself embraced by angelic wings of lust. Threesomes are one of the best things you can ever do in bed so let’s dive in the subject together for a second, shall we?

First things first, we need to accept that real life isn’t as easy as porn. Just answer this: how many times did you go flat hunting and found Yann André as your landlord? Yep, exactly. But there’s no lost hope: there’s always a kinky explorer out there wishing to join a party with you and your boyfriend, or a hot horny couple who’s eager to put all four hands all over your body.

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Threesomes normally live in underground bars down the street, but not only. They can be hiding at the library, fully exposed on Grinder, or just chilling at that dinner party where you really didn’t know everyone. You can hunt the threesome and set the snare, or you can be haunted and just voluntarily fall into the trap. Ooops! you’ll think, and that’s it. Hopefully you won’t think anymore until the three of you are lying down, exhausted and satisfied.

So here’s a survival guide for when the moment comes (always useful, even if you’re a pro at this):

1- Don’t do it with friends. I repeat, don’t do it with friends

You know that one friend of yours whom you think is super hot, and you always imagined that a threesome would be the perfect the way of tasting him while still keeping your boyfriend? Or that friend who seems be willing to take the idea and would make your life happier? Leave them alone. Occasional sex can really f*ck up a friendship. Sexual partners are blossoming everywhere, friends not so much. Keep yours.

2- Roommates: good for porn, not for life

Unless this is a temporary thing for you and you have plans of moving out soon, don’t get into bed with your roomie. Sex can be wonderful but you’ll be looking at each other every morning – not the ideal post-threesome situation

3- It’s gotta feel natural

A chat & a glass of wine should be enough for you to tell if there’s chemistry going on or if you’re better off as friends. If there’s electricity when you touch each other (actually, a little seducing skin touch is the starting point of every good threesome) and if flirtive gazes start to happen, you’re in the right track. If you feel it’s being too difficult, just pretend you have to urgently return a book at the library and set yourself free from a possible embarrassment.

4- Drugs aren’t everything

Despite being quite common in the threesome world, there shouldn’t be a need for them. There’s nothing like a good fuck with 100% present selves.

5- Double penetration: the marvel, and the myth

Because that’s the whole point of a threesome, right? Wrong! Double penetration is like anything else in sex: if you feel like doing it, forget the fear and just go for it. If it’s not your cup of tea, decline politely and go do whatever else arouses you. If there’s one thing that’s mandatory, that’d be sense of humor: spice it up with fun and you might have the night of your life.

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